Nonexistent people iceberg

Nonexistent people iceberg is an iceberg chart topic. A text version, "Nonexistent People" by ElementyFire, is hosted on IcebergThreads, where it had 904 views as of 29 October 2026.

The IcebergThreads author describes it as: "how did this get a video + the fact that they managed to do it almost flawlessly. ALMOST flawlessly, but still"

Entries reflect the chart authors' choices and are not verified fact.

Tiers

Tiers and entries from the IcebergThreads version. Notes after a dash are shortened from the author's explanations.

Tier 1

• J. R. Hartley
• Ossian
• Lemony Snicket
• Alan Smithee
• Kilroy
• Betty Crocker
• Little Johnny
• JT LeRoy
• Santa Claus – (Proposed by BootatoStarch87)
• Slim Shady – (Proposed by Andrdna)

Tier 2

• Araki Yasusuda
• Allegra Coleman
• Andrew MacDonald
• Borat Sagdiyev
• Nat Tate
• Jakob Maria Mierscheid
• Mavis Beacon
• Pope Joan
• Bridey Murphy
• Ponsonby Britt
• Anthony Godby Johnson
• Ern Malley
• Penelope Ashe
• Tony Clifton
• Jean-Baptiste Botul
• Ghost of Kyiv
• Conchita Wurst
• Colonel Tomb
• John/Jane Doe – (Proposed by BootatoStarch87)
• Prester John – (Proposed by BootatoStarch87)
• Crazy Loop – (Proposed by Andrdna)

Tier 3

• Halifax Slasher
• P. D. Q. Bach
• Kozma Prutkov
• Kaycee Nicole
• Tisusz Dugovics
• Carl Brandon
• Hajime Yatate
• George P. Burdell
• Helen Dale
• Achmet Borumborad
• Eddie Burrup
• Walter Plinge
• Phantom of Heilbronn
• Jára Cimrman
• Spanish Prisoner
• Praxedes
• Boudreaux and Thibodeaux
• Salvino D'Armati
• Richard Bachman
• Roger Dodsworth
• Dawid Moryc Apfelbaum
• Dr. Irving Joshua Matrix
• Lonelygirl15
• Etaoin Shrdlu – (Suggested by snael)
• Roderick Jaynes
• Johann Dieter Wassmann
• Helen Demidenko
• Alan MacMasters
• Diedrich Knickerbocker – (Proposed by pineapplequeen13; literary figure associated with hoax orchestrated by Washington Irving)

Tier 4

• Piotr Zak
• Wanda Koolmatrie
• Masal Bugduv
• Major William Martin RM
• Taro Tsujimoto
• Honorable J. Fortescue
• Lillian Virginia Mountweazel
• Georg Paul Thomann
• Hugo N. Frye
• Kilgore Trout
• Sidd Finch
• Franz Bibfeldt
• René Köhler
• Amina Abdallah Arraf al Omari
• Little Moon Moon
• Rabbi Emanuel Rabinovich
• George Spelvin
• Cedric Allingham
• Henryk Batuta
• Kryakutnoy
• Leopold Frankenberger
• S. Morgenstern
• Robert Edwards
• Bernard Weish
• Silence Dogood
• Prawo Jazdy – (Suggested by Walrus64)
• Pierre Brassau
• Josiah S. Carberry
• Martin Eisenstadt
• Matts Kunding
• Croydon Cat Killer
• William Tell

Tier 5

• Ronald Opus
• William Ashbless
• Kodee Kennings
• David Manning
• C. W. Blubberhouse
• Van den Budenmayer
• Andre Kasongo Ilunga
• Clay Bertrand
• Merit-Ptah
• Eustace B. Nifkin
• H. Rochester Sneath
• John Rainwater
• Edna Welthorpe
• Lucy Lightfoot
• Martin Šmíd
• Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre
• Lennay Kekua
• Kazuo Uzuki
• Essjay
• Anwn Ddu
• Helen Anne Petrie
• Eduardo Corrochio
• Gerald Bostock
• Rrose Sélavy
• Ernst Bettler
• Super Dave Osborne
• Gruban Malić
• Holy Maid of Leominster
• Amelia Bedelia (Cameroon)
• Mark V. Shaney
• Sahil Omar
• Joachim-Raphaël Boronali
• Frida Sofia

Tier 6

• Zbigniew Stefański
• Andreas Karavis
• Darko Maver
• Aimi Eguchi
• Lucian Yahoo Dragoman
• Ana Miloš
• Bilitis
• Wrench Tuttle
• Johnny "The Celestial Comet" Chung
• Gregory Namoff
• Arekh
• Hugh Bruce Cunningham
• Abu-Ali Urbuti
• Gaius Flavius Antoninus
• Mrs. Trellis of North Wales
• Eric Heineman
• Alyse Squillace
• Clyde McKnight
• Vitus Sebastian Barbaro
• Långrocken
• Anaxiphales
• Francis Bunbury
• Marathonius Granthius
• Rich Bradford
• Vanda Vardara
• Victor Escobar
• Torvald Hightower
• Philodoppides

Tier 7

• Jason Waterfalls
• William Henry Farrow
• Maddi Fairthorne
• Emilia Dering
• Erica Feldman
• Count Wladmir Shchwekochov
• Jairo Valos Rodriguez
• Jack Robichaux
• Jonathan L. Langer
• Altamont Lamina
• Elaine de Francais
• Lucas Peric
• Nick Mshar
• Jonathan Byrne
• Krzywióra Dahlschödstein
• Don Meme
• Maxim Lazarev
• Imhyre Kértez
• Jûtien-Gustave DuRoi
• Yuri Gadyukin
• Pierre Dupont
• Chu Chi Zui
• Brian L. Friedman
• Conchobar Mac Con Raoí
• Ghulab A. Khan
• George Clemens
• Sven

Tier 8

• Kruse Thompson
• Matthew Eaton
• Christopher James Ridley
• Levi the Caveman
• Laurențiu Vlas
• Humphrey Goldenbollocks
• Earl of Aldbury
• Jason Allen Harris
• Mousen Saeed
• James Parkhouse
• Simroz Sodhi
• Avlor Landić de Hazelrof
• Juan Gadiel Rosado Colón
• Shaon Ahmed Ronok
• Jacob Kent Falls
• Anorue Stanley
• Noah William Lauridsen

See also

• Iceberg chart
• Historical figures iceberg

Sources

• IcebergThreads version: ElementyFire. Nonexistent People. IcebergThreads. 4 March 2026. Retrieved 29 October 2026.